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HEY PARENTS: DO YOUR JOB AND SHUT THAT KID UP! WE’RE IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND...
Hey, check out this oldie but goodie post that I wrote back in October of 2008! Recently I was using a public computer at the library when all of a sudden a woman with 2 under the age of 3 years old...
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LOVEMAKING & FIGHTING GO TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY AND COLIN &...
Guys, surprise your date with a “knockout” evening that she won’t forget! First, pop in the five DVD disc set of the emmy award-winning reality tv show, The Amazing Race Season 5 to watch the show’s...
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HOW HOLLYWOOD IS STILL FICKLE ABOUT SHOWING A GUY’S PICKLE!
Here is an article that I wrote and put on Instablogs in June 2008 and i’m sad to report almost four years later not much has changed. Back in the day when a crew was shooting a porno and a guy’s...
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RETRO PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION GEMS: WHY AM I THE LAST ONE TO KNOW THAT DICK...
This is a piece that I wrote back in May 2008 on Instablogs for the 2008 Presidential Election. So jump into the retro time machine and enjoy a gem from 2008! Hey! Am I the only person in the United...
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RETRO PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION GEMS: HEY BARACK & MICHELLE OBAMA: FOR YOUR...
This is a humor piece that I wrote for the 2008 Presidential Election back in April 2008 on Instablogs. So turn back the clocks and reminise! Picture it! I’m using my best “valley girl” voice circa...
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TINA KNOWLEDGEABLE PEDEN’S DATING TIPS FOR MEN! (TIP 2)
Get Your Naughty Christmas Gifts All Year Long Here! Guys, let me give you some advice, don’t ever brew your date some coffee in a 1970′s tube sock! First of all guys, it’s not only damn stupid but...
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I WANT THE OLD KIM RICHARDS BACK ASAP!
As a fan of the reality tv show, The Real Housewives of Orange County, I decided to check out one of their sister shows, the The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last week on cable on the station ON...
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I KNOW THAT IT’S BEEN SAID MANY MANY TIMES BUT I’LL SAY IT AGAIN, THE NEW...
Deutsch: Logo von Yahoo (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Yahoo, how could you! Why did you have to replace the uber-fantastic classic Yahoo Mail with the ultra-shitty new Yahoo Mail? It totally stinks! And...
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IF I COULD GIVE “GIRL ON FIRE” FOR THE MOMENT, JENNIFER LAWRENCE ONE PIECE OF...
Jennifer, if you are going to share a piece of twinkie-like food with another person then make sure that if you want to smell it first then be sure to sniff it at least a millimeter or two away from...
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JUST LIKE THE LITTLE BLACK DRESS, MAKING FUN OF PARIS HILTON WILL ALWAYS BE...
Here is a piece that I wrote about lame-ass heiress, Paris Hilton a couple of years ago. Paris Hilton To Tour Flood-Damaged Iowa On July 25th! First President George Bush did it, then John McCain did...
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SELECTIVE SERVICE: IS THE MILITARY DRAFT BACK OR IS IT?
I originally wrote this post in November 2008 for my Instablogs webpage. Question: Has anyone been prosecuted for NOT registering with the Selective Service? The reason why I ask is lately I have been...
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